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| Thursday, July 23rd, 2009 | | 7:17 pm |
Guinea pig to a good home
I am looking for a good home for my geriatric guinea pig, Spencer. I adopted him about a year ago and we thought he was going to die, but he keeps on truckin'! He's extremely active and healthy and has a slightly lazy eye. He's white but doesn't have extremely creepy red eyes (that always freaks me out). I am moving and unfortunately cannot take him with me. Spencer comes with a spacious cage, water bottle, 2 food bowls, a "hut" or igloo that he sleeps in, enough cedar bedding to last a month, a brush, and a full bag of guinea food. It's $5. I'd make him free, but I heard you're not supposed to do that with giving away pets to deter people from using them as sacrifices or something. I don't know. In all honesty, Spencer needs a good home with a lot of produce. He is very low-maintenance and would make a great pet. Please e-mail me at: msactress0@aol.com if you can take him this week. Thank you. I am sorry I can't upload pictures- my computer's being stupid, but e-mail me and maybe we can try it that way if you are interested. | | Monday, October 27th, 2008 | | 10:47 am |
Things was on fiyah now I'm a liyah
I have not written in here in like decades. I was reading some old entries. Life update and changes from last year:
1. I have no boyfriend, but instead a good friend.
2. I have a cat named "Millinator" or...Milly.
3. My role model is Rick Ross.
4. Home is still a mess.
5. I have a job. I DON'T JUST HAVE A JOB I HAVE A CUH-REAR
6. I joined a book club.
7. I am still a baddass.
8. I live alone.
9. I hate school.
10. My favorite food is nachos.
11. I think I may like Old Country buffet because of the ranch dressing to go with the all you can eat salad.
12. I do not drink much, but I am going through a personal "renaissance." I don't know what that has to do with drinking.
13. I need to quit smoking.
14. I am grateful.
15. I grew ta-tas and a decent ass.
16. One of my most prized possessions is my grandpa's old record player.
17. I am not who I am not.
18. I have a guinea pig named Dr. Spencer Martin Luther Chinkets King, Jr.
19. I paint my fingernails.
20. "Make your ass have the hiccups, like we was ridin' in my pickup."
I write in: tossyourcookies.blogspot.com now. I am going to be a librarian for Halloween. The end.
Pics for documentation of new hair and self-satisfaction:
TOO BIG I do not know how to scale them down.
 | | Saturday, December 8th, 2007 | | 9:05 pm |
DODO BIRD
KoRn is a good group Current Mood:  pissed off | | Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 | | 11:01 pm |
Chardonnay for $3.99 at the discount wine section at Harding's
I did not plan on drinking this much wine as I am supposed to be doing a good job on my homework and resume. I am doing a good job. I am going to be a full-fledged, fuctioning A-dult. Aunt Emmy loves Maggie Muffin, the cute dog that lives in her apartment and talks about many things Katelyn and I pretend to understand. AEIOUUUU. Actually sometimes I think I really do understand Maggie because I will grab the leash and she'll talk and it's excitement about excrement. She's gotta go. Not hard. Next semester: Internship, research assistant, thesis, classes. Yikes. Summer: Maybe London. Fall: You're on your own, kid. What a scary thought. My dad says these are "exciting times" but I just wish that life pointed you in the right direction (health insurance would be located at this spot) or maybe I just need to listen more. More. More. Less. Balance. Current Mood:  curious | | Sunday, November 4th, 2007 | | 11:28 am |
Food Ho
I'm going to start a show on food channel called "MAC & CHEESE MANIA." I will travel all over the globe and try mac & cheeses of all countries, wherever it (or similar whatevers of it) may be sold. And if it's not like a dinner, but a kraft kids meal, that's fine too because everyone loves a nice 60 cent box of goodness. | | Saturday, October 27th, 2007 | | 12:58 am |
On Halloween Parties
They consist of a lot of people you don't know trying to fuck a lot of people you do know and everyone's wearing a french maid costume. Current Mood: It's loud next door. | | Thursday, October 18th, 2007 | | 12:10 am |
The Good, The Bad
My Grandfather died at age 79 from a combination of Applebee's sirloin steaks, Pall Malls, and Manhattans.
I don't have a hard time staying away from the booze (surprise!). But when I get stressed, it seems like the pros of having just one cigarette outweigh all the negatives. The stress which leads to panic, eating a lot, to name a few. I need to even have just one cigarette. It's not healthy. This is a fairly new phenomenon for me. I started having roughly one cigarette a month in February. It was casual, to ward off anxiety. I would go 2 months without having one and then smoke a couple over the course of a couple days and then go another 2 months and then do the same thing. I have probably smoked a pack and a half over the course of my life. It could be worse I guess, but when you have 2 tests and need to stay awake what do you do?
1) Don't fuck yourself over and wait 'til the last minute.
LEARN.
I promise I will not smoke anymore after tonight. It's not a big deal, but it's big enough for me because it masks the root of other problems. | | Monday, October 15th, 2007 | | 10:32 pm |
BEING IN A DRUM CIRCLE IS ABOUT COMMUNITY
Cottage cheese and intermitent swimming better pay off. Cottage cheese tastes ok now that I'm not 10. They have the LivActiv or whatev cottage cheese. 1 weight watchers point per serving. Well damn. | | Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007 | | 12:57 pm |
The Way
School isn't for me. That has been established. I will finish. Then what. If I wasn't in school, what would I be doing?
1. Job
2. Taking what I have and traveling in another country until it runs out and then I am forced to get a #1.
I was driving home from school today and I was like...how can I be happy? I am happy for the most part, but I feel like a lot of life is aimless wandering. Where is the meaning in school? So I can be prepared for an internship which will lead to a job which will lead to money which will lead to food and shelter and financial independence. Not one bit about the happiness comes in there. Happiness is different for everyone. Whether it's Jesus or a senior coffee from McDonald's different things make people genuinely happy. I know it's supposed to come from inside and you should be content no matter what. I guess I just am having a hard time being content when maybe I am not sure what my goals are or where I am going in the first place. I guess I am just confused and feeling overwhelmed. This too shall pass.
It's just....where in life do you get to stop jumping through the hoops? It seems like it's always that way and to me, that's no way to live. | | Wednesday, September 19th, 2007 | | 8:52 pm |
Fruity Bastards
If I see another heathen toting a Faulkner novel and donning the irony beard and irony glasses, topped off with a good portion of the irony plaid flannel I'm going to dropkick a bitch. Seriously see when you sit on your porch and pay more attention to who is driving by and looking at you than actually reading As I Lay Dying (which is capturing your attention, as you are so engulfed in the description of what the rank-ass body smells like [and this goes on throughout the novel]) you watch to see who watches you. Even your shoes are ironic. Good gravy, when did Good Will start carrying slim-fitting "tattered" irony khakis that go so well with your plaid shirt? You are so earthy and sensitive and quiet. You are a man of mystery. Go write something in your leather-bound journal ya fucking freak. P.S. It's punk rock to not cut your hair and not shave simultaneously I don't know if you're punk rock or indie or just a goddman fruit loop. | | Tuesday, August 7th, 2007 | | 1:32 pm |
I'm going to miss seeing T.I. on the 16th
I'm pretty bummed I'm going to miss seeing T.I. I have come to really like his music and I always hum it at work when I'm not fabricating scenarios about my cat and laughing to myself in the toy aisle. I guess you could say T.I.'s music comprised a summer anthem for me. I took out all the n-words because they're innappropriate. You might've seen me in the streets, but you dont know me When you holla this beef, remember you dont know me Save all that hatin and tha poppin You don’t know me Quit tellin people youz my partner you don't know me Don't be a groupie keep it movin, You dont know me Hey I aint trippin cuz the truth is really, you dont know me Yeah you know they call me T.I. but you dont know me You be hatin an i see why cause you dont know me He's the best. Everyone on YouTube loves him. Here's the latest comments from his fans: | | Sunday, July 29th, 2007 | | 9:38 pm |
My Moon My Man
I am excited for school to start. I like the structure of school and shit, even though I hate it. A lot of things in my life are like that.
Richard and I ran today. It was HELL. I don't know how people can like it, tolerate it, and how they do it. I went to Meijer after and bought some fruit and tortilla soup because now I am hungry even though I was not before. I hope I get into better shape. I need to not eat out, and I need to cook more and pack my lunch for work. Eating out is a bad wrist-slapping habit I need to quit. I just get tired, lazy, and bored of all the food I know how to make. Richard and I are making turkey this week for dinner. I think I want to try my hand at some homemade mashed potatoes. Eek! Hopefully they will turn out well. I also want to make a pot of tortilla soup! But first I need to eat the food in the pantry so I don't have to move it out and it doesn't go bad. Frozen potatoes, ravioli, Spaghettios. I often wonder what compelled me to buy these things in the first place. LAWD knows I only have a penchant for macaroni and cheese and rice. Apparently my two favorite foods, according to how often I desire them.
I have to go home Tuesday to take a preliminary carload of crap home. I bought a nightstand for my bedroom and a bookshelf at the secondhand store today. It's pretty sweet, but ya know that 'cause I only buy sweet things. I just want to not go home? At all? Ever? Is that bad? I am worried about the words that may fly out of my mouth if I catch Aaron with the same poor attitude that he has adopted to assimilate into his version of the "counterculture." Fuck. I don't mean to be such a biatch but how do you get through to him?
Anyway, I'm going to go pack my lunch for work. I have to go to Rite Aid and pick up and drop off Rx's and go cash a check so maybe I can eat in my car. It's truck day tomorrow. Killin' myself slowly. Alright. SHOWER TIME! | | Thursday, July 12th, 2007 | | 5:07 pm |
Updata
I am really getting interested in fashion. I really am. It's like a puzzle....fitting together a great outfit, finding pieces that would make the outfit better. I really like putting outfits together, I don't care if buying clothes and really admiring them is materialistic. I'm over thinking that and caring. Anyway, I chopped off my hair by myself again. Now I look like Robert Smith of the Cure and it looks FABULOUS! I will forever give myself homemade bowl haircuts. Made a myspace pic about it!!1 | | Saturday, June 30th, 2007 | | 5:41 pm |
Simple
MY BODY NEEDS TO GET ITS ACT TOGETHER. NOW. I CANNOT REVOLVE MY LIFE AROUND ITS MISERABLE, DECOMPOSING EXISTENCE. Current Mood: Painful | | 3:43 pm |
A quick question
Why do I have to go to New York City if I want to see the Spice Girls reunite??? :( | | Thursday, June 28th, 2007 | | 12:17 am |
But I still hate the song "College Girls are Easy"
Women are so easy to figure out. We want to feel sexy. We want to feel desired. I honestly don't know how to put it in simpler terms. Boys/girls/your pref. don't have to do it for you. I like smelling good and putting on lotion that smells nice. It makes my skin soft. $1.99 pair of hot underwear from TJ Maxx has a similar effect. Nobody has to know you're wearing it; it's just nice and it makes you feel sexy. Just treat yourself well. If sleeping on satin pillowcases is your thing, by all means do it to it. If having a "spa day" once in awhile is your thing, do it. Spend time and give yourself a pedicure. I don't know. I just like to feel fabulous. I was just thinking about this. By the way, thanks for doing the dishes K.D. I have been sorely slacking and I am sorry :( | | Monday, June 25th, 2007 | | 10:47 pm |
Hi. I haven't written in here in 10 days. Not much has changed. I'm still tired, but body antix are improving. Yay. I just wanna get out of K-zoo and TJM. I thinks I will. BY GETTING AN INTERNSHIP IN FALL. Yeah. Hopefully it's paid. Things that are good: My parents are donating a couch to the apartment Class ends tomorrow I like Richard Things that are bad: I forget to call peepz back Stupid customers Stupid tiredness NO time 2 swim After work, I get cranky. I am cranky now meaning it's time for me to go to bed. Good night. Holla at me what it do what it is etc. | | Saturday, June 16th, 2007 | | 1:07 pm |
Honestly, I just wish my body was normal and it was easier to rip out that piece of shit on my pituitary gland. I am so frustrated. IMAGINE PMSing for oh maybe a month, feeling like shit, putting on a shit ton of weight. I am going to get the surgery, I don't fucking care how risky it is. It's better than being near tears for a month. OR MORE. | | Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 | | 12:17 am |
Unknown facts, clarifications, plans, stories.
1. I love grape popsicles. They are the reject flava and I don't know wwhhhyyyeyeyeye 2. I used to try and google register directions for the retail stores I have worked at because as soon as I got home each time from the first day, I forgot all that I learned. Then I realized that posting a how-to on using the register was unnecessary and a breach of security and I was obsessive. 3. I am not really wanting Chanel flats. That is a lie. I do want them, but when I make LJ entries about it, I am mocking myself. 4. I feel trapped, even though I keep hearing seeing thinking "means to an end"....it feels like it will never end. And then when it does, what will I do? Where will I go? Why do I even care? I keep looking up internships and well I think ultimately I will be leaving EL ZOOOO for a semester to pUrSuE mY dReAmZ (pray that the Angels win the pendant. If they do, then Dad will come home). Fuck. Anyway LEIGH comes in on June 2. I will be galavandering on over to the east side from da west side and we will throw it down. I don't know what day I will be there. Ok. Love. | | Thursday, May 24th, 2007 | | 11:30 pm |
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